Contact Us

F.A.F. Couriers
Need something moved in an emergency?

Call 0871 789 FAST (3278) and we'll be there Fast As Fuck
Calls cost 10p per min from BT landlines. you'll likely be ripped off for more from other networks
AMAZINGLY, WE KNOW WHEN WE NEED STUFF AND WHERE TO FIND IT. DO NOT CALL US FLOGGING YOUR SHIT WE DON'T WANT AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN, YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE ABUSED.

Find us in Concrete cow land & the land of the Druids

Email us at fastfucker@fastasfuckcouriers.co.uk or use the form below to book or to tell us just how fooking good we are.

If you are in the shit and need something delivering fast as fuck give us a shout using the form below. We can't promise a fast reply but please be assured we'll have a damn good laugh at your predicament

We hate spam and spammers and believe they should be murdered in the street, your details are safe and will not be used by anyone other than us to deal with your enquiry only.

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